What is a baby's motto?
Answer: If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again.
Why did the math book go to the doctor?
Because he had problems.
Boy: Miss, would you yell at me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: No.
Boy: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Would you remember me in a month?
Would you remember me in a week?
Would you remember me in a day?
Would you remember me in a hour?
Would you remember me in a minute?
Would you remember me in a second?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
You forgot me already!