What is a baby's motto?
Answer: If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again.
Why did the math book go to the doctor?
Because he had problems.
Boy: Miss, would you yell at me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: No.
Boy: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Would you remember me in a month?
Would you remember me in a week?
Would you remember me in a day?
Would you remember me in a hour?
Would you remember me in a minute?
Would you remember me in a second?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
You forgot me already!
19 comments:
Nice jokes Emily. You're getting pretty good at typing! Keep on practising! -Mommy
Hey Emily, you got a cool blog and those jokes were funny,lol
:) :) Very funny! I liked the "knock, knock" joke, Emily! Wow, my niece has a blog already! You must be growing up a little! :) Keep up the typing!
ya know I think I agree with Matt
cute blog Em!
Thanks Abby. I'll have to check your blog out too :)
Hey Em how are you? I wish I could have a blog too. Laura
More jokes Emily.Laura
hi Emily,:)
Emily are you there yet?
Goddby
Thanks for the comments Laura. You should learn to type because maybe your mom will let you have a blog then. I don't now how to type all the way. :) ONe of these days I will get to putting some more jokes on here.
I know how to type not all the way i'm at q,w,o and p.=)
Those jokes were pretty funny, em!
I know I spelled goodbye wrong it's embarasing.
Well how about embarrassing.Its even in our spelling test this week.
sorry...:}
Yea Whatever:)
:O whatever... whatever...
=)
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